Catch a Cheater, Expose a Cheater - PlayerBlock.com

Here is the cream of the crop when it comes to pick-up lines. If you ever stump as low as using a pick-up line, one of the ones below should probably be your choice. Don't be surprised if you come home with a sore cheek.

1. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
3. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
4. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
5. Can I flirt with you?
6. Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
7. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
8. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine
10. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
12. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
13. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
14. So... How am I doing'?
15. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
16. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
17. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
18. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
19. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart
23. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
24. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
25. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
26. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
27. Say, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
28. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
29. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
30. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it