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Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Worst Pick-Up Lines

Here are some of the dumbest pick up lines that have been attempted on people. Enjoy the laughs and please feel free to add any other bad pick up lines that you have heard or have used in the past and share your experiences with us and everyone else!!

  1. I just s**t into my pants. Can I get into yours?
  2. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
  3. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
  4. Got two nipples for a dime?
  5. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
  6. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
  7. If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
  8. Would you f**k me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants. 
  9. If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
  10. Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you
  11. You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
  12. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  13. I wet my pants... can I get in yours? 
  14. Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. 
  15. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  16. You make my software turn to hardware
  17. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
  18. Do you want to see something swell?
  19. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  20. Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it. 
  21. They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. 
  22. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in 
  23. Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? 
  24. I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? 
  25. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69. 
  26. I'd suck a fart out of your **s and hold it like a bong hit. 
  27. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement... 
  28. If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. 
  29. Can I take you to the Bone-yard? 
  30. Pardon me, are you in heat?!
  31. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  32. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
  33. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
  34. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 
  35. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
  36. So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait. 
  37. Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts? 
  38. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. 
  39. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. 
  40. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to